Post by Catilda on Apr 13, 2008 15:56:34 GMT -5
Welcome to The Snoop! The place to find the real news on everyone who is anyone.
The 10 Hottest Bachelorettes of Feathermoon!
by Catilda LeCou
Greetings gentle reader and welcome to The Snoop!
The days are growing shorter and the nights are cooling down as Fall settles into the air around us, but here at The Snoop things are still sizzling hot! The nominations have been cast and the votes have been tabulated! The time has come to present to you the 10 Hottest Bachelorettes of Feathermoon!
Our bachelorettes were all asked a few simple questions and were kind enough to answer them, but how good would this list be without pictures! So gentlemen, this issue is for you!
Bachelorette #10!
Davien Stonemantle
Age: I was 25 when the plague came, if that's what'ee are asking, sweetling. But there are days I feel plenty older.
What do you do for a living?: A bit of tailoring, a bit of enchanting, with some saving the world thrown in for humility.
What are three of your favorite things?: Good wine, good tales, and my floppy hat.
Where are your three favorite places to go?: I can always find friends at Crossroads. For their beauty, the Plains of Mulgore. And the cliffs of Westfall will always have a place in my heart.
What is your idea of a good date?: Depends on the person taking 'ee out, now, doesn't it? One might be more comfortable drinkin' and dancin' at the Salty Sailor. Another might be more inclined t'show y' the stars over The Barrens. And both'd be wonderful. As long as y'have some kind of spark, and good conversation, y'can't really go wrong.
Now this is a lady worth spending time with!
Bachelorette #9!
Maranwe Shadowlight
Age: 278 years old
What do you do for a living?: Healer primarily. I also perform an alchemical/herbalistic trade, and supplement my income as a fishmonger.
What are three of your favorite things?: Let's see. Three of my favorite things are my pet squirrel-bot, Creak, my saber – he hasn't told me his name yet – and the smell after rain.
Where are your three favorite places to go?: Three of my favorite places? Hm… I love Moonglade. It's so peaceful there. Let's see… Feathermoon Stronghold. That's where Corri's mother lives. She's nice. And… Stormwind. It's such a pretty city!
What is your idea of a good date?: I… don't know. I've never been on a date. What are they like?
Unfortunately we were unable to track down Maranwe for a picture. Some lucky guy needs to find her and show her what a good date is!
Bachlorette #8!
Janje
Age: Wol... I tink I be 'roun' eigh'een o' so, meybe seven'een, meybe nine'een?
What do you do for a living?: I's be da Priestess o' da Razor Hill! I make baggies fer youn' fightas, an' 'eals lots! Workin' in Raza 'ill, das means I also travel 'rounds Durotar ta visit da small tribes'n bring'm stuffs dat comes inta Raza 'ill. Lotsa times I does 'ealin' den ta, an' o'er stuffs like dat. Da lil' kiddies love 'm rapta at da o'er tribes! O'erwise I does lotsa 'eallin' wit' friends, yanno, 'elpin' 'm out inda big bad scarey places. Tho, dey dun be so scaries wit' friends 'roun'.
What are three of your favorite things?:Tree favor'te tin's? Wol... Das 'ard! I likes lots a tin's. I like 'ealin' an' blessin'. I really likes sewin'! An' I likes seein' new places. But' dats not tin's, be it? Das jus' hexperinces, is be. Lessee. I likes melon juice, is so sweets an' tasties! Den I allsa likes'm missta Tubbyguts. 'e be me pet dragon. 'e be so cute! An' 'e eats so many piggies e'ery day, like.. three! Das lotsa piggies fer da lil' dragon, neh? Den lastly? I likes dresses! I likes'm lots, I got a whole bunch! I keeps lookin' fer new'uns, in pretta types. Ya?
Where are three of your favorite places to go?: Oh! Dis easy! Raza 'ill be me 'ome, is me favorites places ta go inda whole o' Azerot'! I suspose 'm tinkin' spot above da ravine o' Raza 'ill still be da Raza 'ill. So... I likes Moonglade, das be pretta! An' da drooids be rights nice, dey be. Afta dat, is be da faire! Dem Tonks be so much fun ta play wit'! I likes makin' lil' "brrrrffffttt" noises when I drives'm roun, I know is sillies!
What is your idea of a good date?: Da goo' idea o' da date? Wol, innit dat da nut?
Er.. serious, neh? I's likes Azshara, meybe? Dunno, somethin' likea picnic be nice! I 'ad 'un o' does afore, an' realla likeds it. I dun normalies be gettin' goo' food likes atda picnic, an' I does likes dig rats stews lots! Lesse, so pic'nic? If'n nots dat, den somethin' dat dun be swimmin.' I 'ates watta. Wol, I 'ate swimmin, I likes ta drinks watta. Um... dunno! Somethin' nice an' surprisin' bu' not ta serious, neh? Ya! Das jus' its!
Wouldn't it be fun to learn when else she might make those little "brrrrffffttt" noises?
Bachelorette #7!
Shamere Carruth
Age: 17
What do you do for a living?: A priestess of the Light I will always claim! I also dabble in enchanting and tailoring. Gotten to the point I don't stick myself with the needle no more!
....But I still see spots after the flash from disenchanting things.
What are three of your favorite things?: First, the Light as it guides me and shapes my spirit and heart.Second, people for they are the bridge to our hearts and the smiles that brighten our days. Lastly, ice cream! Oh come on. Who can -not- like ice cream?
Where are your three favorite places to go?: First, the Cathedral. I find peace and serenity there. And no I don't mean my horse Serenity! The High Priestess would bonk me for that! Second, I have fallen for the lavish lands of Feralas. The waterfalls, the calm that surrounds it. Lastly, Booty Bay as I have fond memories of good friends I met there once and I love watching the sunrise over the waters. And hey aren't those gobbie cute? Okay maybe they aren't but they sure are fun!
What is your idea of a good date?: Wow! What a question. I have never been on a date. Ooo this is a toughie. ::bites lip:: I think a perfect date would be a picnic some where sedate and where nothing surrounded us but nature. Yes, that would be great. A blanket laid on the ground, a basket of assorted foods and--don't tell the High Priestess--some fine wine! Some of the exotic and fine tasting stuff that lingers on the tongue, hehe.
Hard to keep those pious thoughts, isn't it gentlemen?
Bachelorette #6!
Esia Moo
Age: 25 years old
What do you do for a living?: I am a Dragonscale Leatherworker by day, Enhancement Shaman by night.
Where are three of your favorite places to go?: I love visiting the Hinterlands in the summer when all the turtles are wandering the coast. I also enjoy visiting Un'Goro Crater to feed the silly Koda. My favorite place to visit is Thunder Bluff though. Grandmother always enjoys seeing me.
What is your idea of a good date?: My idea of a good date is painting my hooves red and dancing the night away.
A lady that can dance is a real catch, boys!
Bachelorette #5!
Randiriel
Age: I would prefer not to say.
What do you do for a living?: For a living? Ah, this means how I earn gold. I see. Well, as a druid, I have an affinity for the natural world. I have had success at finding and gathering herbs, to be used for potions.
What are three of your favorite things?: My memories of Hyjal. Those I am honored to call friend. My favorite ale, Darkmoon Reserve.
Where are your three favorite places to go?: Moonglade would be first. I would also choose the wetlands, for the waterfall, and then Astranaar.
What is your idea of a good date?: Well, this is not a matter I have considered very often. Somewhere peaceful and relaxing, I suppose. I would rather not be interrupted by having to fight. Somewhere out of the way, perhaps, for a quiet dinner.
Ah…. Moonlit glades…
Bachelorette #4!
Emeline
Age: The Forsaken told me I died when I was 16. I guess maybe I'm 17 now, but I don't get any older. Sometimes I wonder how I died, because 16 is pretty young. I guess it wasn't of old age!
What do you do for a living?: Oh, I usually sell some enchantments. It's important to make money, because I have to buy food. Even though I'm dead, I get hungry, and I don't really like eating people. I like cookies instead. Also, I have to feed Nuisance. Nuisance? He's my cat. He's very fat and likes tuna. To sell enchantments, I try to come up with good advertising slogans. By the way, did you maybe want to get stronger? I have enchantments for that! Don't humans like muscular women?
What are three of your favorite things?: I like friends best. Friendship is really important, and I like the love that goes with it. Really, the most important thing we have is each other. It's the only thing worth having, each other. If I have friends I also like sweets...like cookies and pies and candies. And if I have friends and sweets than my third favorite thing is sharing sweets with my friends. Since you won't have any enchantments, take a cookie instead.
Where are three of your favorite places to go?: I like sunny places that have lots of wind and nice flowery smells. Hillsbarad is good, and I also like Azshara and Ashenvale. There are lots of trees and it smells nice. I don't mind the elves either. Winterspring is also pretty...
What is your idea of a good date?: A good date? You mean like...going out? With a friend? With a boyfriend? Well, I've never had any boyfriend, so I'm not sure. I think he's supposed to start by bringing gifts for my parents and arranging permission to see me again. I don't have any parents though, so I guess he'd have to take presents to the Forsaken. Maybe if he brought some...oh wait. I can't tell you about what sorts of things the Forsaken want gathered. Hmmm. Anyway, if he brought the things that the Forsaken think are important it wouldn't be very romantic. I guess I'd rather he brought a present for Nuisance, so he should bring some tuna or maybe a stuffed toy. If Nuisance liked him then I could see him again. And we'd probably go out to some nice, romantic place for eating...just like that time I went out with Mister Estebar. And we'd eat something like baked fish or grilled vegetables. And then we'd have cake. Yeah. The cake part is important. And when it was all over if it was nice maybe we'd have a hug... Yeah, that part is maybe important to... What? And kissing? Oh my...
Sunny places are certainly something to be enjoyed!
Bachelorette #3!
Doilidh "Dolly" Thunderbrew
Age: M'age? Goodness! Who asks a lassie tha' kind o' question annaemore!?! Feh. I'm still a youngster an' tha's all anaeone needs t' knoo.
What do you do for a living?: Havin' no talent fer brewin' or cookin', I'm no' in the family/clan business, soo' I've taken up adventurin' fer th' Church o' Stormwind as a priestess. I'm doin' ok soo' far, I s'poose.
What are three of your favorite things?: M' three favorite thin's… hard question. I prize good food an' drink, but I'm nae sure I've annae favorites. An' I'm partial t' a certain dwarven fella… but I dinnae want t' embarrass him by sayin' I'd happily trail after him fer a chance t' bury m' fingers in tha' beard an… *trails off blushing* Well, ne'er mind tha'. Anyhoo, I s'poose I do thin's I enjoy. Soo', I dinnae ha' favorites.
Where are three of your favorite places to go?: Well, home o'course. Th' snows an' cottages o' Kharanos feel warmer than annaewhere on th' world. I havena' really been mannae other places yet. Th' human lands are kinda nice, I s'poose… but nae soo' much snow there.
What is your idea of a good date?: M' idea o' a good date… well, tha' would ha' t' include some ale, some good food… an' lettin' thin's happen as they may. *winks* A man c'n ne'er go wrong wi' some cuddlin' time, showin' off his beard, an' whisperin' ways t' keep warm in a Dun Morogh winter in m' ear. *ends the interview laughing heartily*
Better move fast boys before this cuddly lass gets away!
Bachelorette #2!
Baji
Age: 22
What do you do for a living?: I be the best Lobster Chef in Kalimdor! That's I fee Dawn, my pet serpent. Watch ya fingers, cuz she bites.
What are three of your favorite things?: Leather, dynamite and fish oil: three ingredients for a great date.
Where are three of your favorite places to go?: Blackrock Mountain, Orgrimmar or The Crossroads.
What is your idea of a good date?: Freshly picked, firm and juicy! Mulgore dates be the best. Better with cinnamon cold cream!
Leather, dynamite and fish oil… need I say more?
And the moment you've been waiting for!
Bachelorette #1!
Tricksy
Age: Oh me goodness! I am old enough ta know better! *Giggles*
What do you do for a living?: I am a fine engineer as I have pursued this objective e'er since I reached adulthood. Me small gnomish fingers allow me ta create intricate items that can sometimes do amazing things--nae the least of which are me goggles that provide me with x-ray vision! These goggles can make lengthy runs ta places like the Core a wee bit more entertaining! I am also a herbalist and upon occasion I get distracted in me goals acause I have ta stop and gather herbs. Howe'er, I do try to nae get me group members killed acause of it.
What are three of your favorite things?: I like ta help me friends by blasting things with me frostbolts, porking humanoids with me piggy polymorph and generally causing a ruckus; read the books in me library; and chat with me friends.
Where are your three favorite places to go?: Well, exactly where I am isnae too much of a concern iffn I am with me friends; however, iffn I must choose three places they are the cliff right outside the dueling area at the entrance ta Ironforge, the hot springs in Winterspring and the Temple of the Moon in Darnassus. When I sit atop the cliff outside Ironforge and breathe the crisp air and look out o’er the snowy landscape, it helps me clear me thoughts. *Smiles at the memory* And, well, the Temple of the Moon in Darnassus is … well, let’s just say I had a grand experience there that I amember fondly e’erytime I portal to it. The ceiling of the Temple is quite gorgeous, I might add.
What is your idea of a good date?: Oh, this is an easy question! The company of a well-spoken, intelligent gentleman is always grand! A simple walk along the beach, or sitting in the grass aside a stream… the place doesnae matter too much. It’s the company and the conversation I enjoy, although mayhaps Scholomance or some such would involve too much fighting ta have good conversation. *Giggles*
Don't worry about the cat, boys. I hear they're both cuddly!