Post by Akuyim on Jan 10, 2009 0:40:06 GMT -5
((Figured since i am WoW-less currently and i saw this again, so i decided to toss up one for everyone to enjoy or revile, whichever the case may be.))
Full Name: Lord Mortanus Abernathy (Although Lord is a self-proclaimed title.)
Age: Committed suicide in his early 30's, would be in his early 40's if he was still alive.
Sex: Male
Race: Forsaken
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Class: Warlock
Talents: Destruction
Professions: Inscriptionist/Skinner
Skills: "Why would i waste my time on such frivilous things? They, like you, are beneath me."
Birthplace: Southshore
Guild: I am a Super Villain
Titles: Supreme evil, Herald of Oblivion
Occupation: Strategist, Super Villain
Exalted Reputations: "None. Such chores are beneath me."
Favorite color: "Black, although that is a tad cliche i suppose. Black with a good splattering of blood red, or i suppose blood red in a pinch."
Favorite Food/Drink: "Sorrow is my bread and tears are my wine"
Favorite activity: "Plotting revenge, watching people suffer, chess, ruining people's dreams. Oblivion is my happiness"
Favorite holiday: "Holidays are merely an excuse to evoke happiness in the otherwise meaningless existence of others. Utterly pointless."
Interests/Hobbies: "*stares at the interviewer for several seconds* I am pretty sure we covered this already."
Likes: "I like watching everyone around me suffer."
Dislikes: "Laughter, unless it is my own."
Focus: "The utter annihilation of all living things on Azeroth. I know that is a lofty goal, but i do try. Until then, i would suppose, that it would be just the utter collapse of Danzy's dreams and hopes. That makes me smile. Although, to be honest, it is not just his hopes and dreams, i have a very long list of those that have, wronged or crossed me in the past. Yet, i am eternal, my vengeance, is ageless. That is what i take great pride in. When they have grown accustom to their feeble ways of life, and in one foul swoop, i ruin everything for their previous transgressions. The real beauty is that by the time it happens, most of them, will have forgotten about me until it is far too late."
Residence: "My secret super villain lair"
Nicknames: "Morty"
Quirks/Habits: "Haven't we covered this as well. The ruination of everyone."
Family: "Now that is a complicated question. While my family is dead, my son managed to return. Odd story, really dont need to get into it."
Friends/acquaintances: "I have no friends. I have fellow super villains and people i havent crushed nor killed yet. I would really hate to name names. It would ruin the surprise. Although, truth be told, i do have one person, that through it all still finds my presence tolerable. Joyenne. Her children are just precious. *smiles*. *shakes his head after a moment* Oh, and i suppose i should reserve a place in my list for Danzy, for without him, i wouldnt be."
Heroes: "I am a god among insects, why would i need a hero? If anything, i am my own hero."
Pets: "Why funny story. I have a wonderful pet. A polar bear cub, i suppose from Northrend. Cute little thing, i call him Rug. Oh he will make a fine addition to the lair when he gets bigger. I have him on a nice fat inducing diet. I can not wait."
Minions: "Zepgup, Zep for short, my imp, basically my right hand man. Charnos, my voidwalker. Well, lets just say without his endearing servitude and sacrifice, i may not be here to tell you about him."
*Stands up and walks out*
Full Name: Lord Mortanus Abernathy (Although Lord is a self-proclaimed title.)
Age: Committed suicide in his early 30's, would be in his early 40's if he was still alive.
Sex: Male
Race: Forsaken
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Class: Warlock
Talents: Destruction
Professions: Inscriptionist/Skinner
Skills: "Why would i waste my time on such frivilous things? They, like you, are beneath me."
Birthplace: Southshore
Guild: I am a Super Villain
Titles: Supreme evil, Herald of Oblivion
Occupation: Strategist, Super Villain
Exalted Reputations: "None. Such chores are beneath me."
Favorite color: "Black, although that is a tad cliche i suppose. Black with a good splattering of blood red, or i suppose blood red in a pinch."
Favorite Food/Drink: "Sorrow is my bread and tears are my wine"
Favorite activity: "Plotting revenge, watching people suffer, chess, ruining people's dreams. Oblivion is my happiness"
Favorite holiday: "Holidays are merely an excuse to evoke happiness in the otherwise meaningless existence of others. Utterly pointless."
Interests/Hobbies: "*stares at the interviewer for several seconds* I am pretty sure we covered this already."
Likes: "I like watching everyone around me suffer."
Dislikes: "Laughter, unless it is my own."
Focus: "The utter annihilation of all living things on Azeroth. I know that is a lofty goal, but i do try. Until then, i would suppose, that it would be just the utter collapse of Danzy's dreams and hopes. That makes me smile. Although, to be honest, it is not just his hopes and dreams, i have a very long list of those that have, wronged or crossed me in the past. Yet, i am eternal, my vengeance, is ageless. That is what i take great pride in. When they have grown accustom to their feeble ways of life, and in one foul swoop, i ruin everything for their previous transgressions. The real beauty is that by the time it happens, most of them, will have forgotten about me until it is far too late."
Residence: "My secret super villain lair"
Nicknames: "Morty"
Quirks/Habits: "Haven't we covered this as well. The ruination of everyone."
Family: "Now that is a complicated question. While my family is dead, my son managed to return. Odd story, really dont need to get into it."
Friends/acquaintances: "I have no friends. I have fellow super villains and people i havent crushed nor killed yet. I would really hate to name names. It would ruin the surprise. Although, truth be told, i do have one person, that through it all still finds my presence tolerable. Joyenne. Her children are just precious. *smiles*. *shakes his head after a moment* Oh, and i suppose i should reserve a place in my list for Danzy, for without him, i wouldnt be."
Heroes: "I am a god among insects, why would i need a hero? If anything, i am my own hero."
Pets: "Why funny story. I have a wonderful pet. A polar bear cub, i suppose from Northrend. Cute little thing, i call him Rug. Oh he will make a fine addition to the lair when he gets bigger. I have him on a nice fat inducing diet. I can not wait."
Minions: "Zepgup, Zep for short, my imp, basically my right hand man. Charnos, my voidwalker. Well, lets just say without his endearing servitude and sacrifice, i may not be here to tell you about him."
*Stands up and walks out*